expectations:

Reality:

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Yes, yes and yes.

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I’d be like:

and then:

THIS THIS THIS!

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Worms may have up to 9 hearts.

You can die laughing.

If sharks get upside down they fall into a coma.

Turtles can breathe through their tails.

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idlt:

leggo
yellow duckie chick
yellow duckie chillin
yellow baby tub
yellow top missin

LOL

Yeah yeah.

That shit look like a rooster
You get ugly duckings, I get swans, and goose birds
Birdies love me, I’m on my blue jay
If you get what I get, what would you say

She wash it all off, yeah thats my mommy

^^ LMAOOO

And After I’m Done Here, Imma Take A Nappy…

Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. It’s A Ducky…

Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. Imma Be Cleaner Then A Motherfucker.

Lil nigga floating tell these other lil dudes to get off mah shit

before i hit them across the head with my dick, oops i said with my dick

i REALLY MEANT to say with my dick, but since we talking about my dick

tell these camera people to say hi to it, YALL SCRUBS.

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